Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters

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Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters Jan 13, 2014 14:35:23 GMT Tel likes this

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Post by sweetpea on Jan 13, 2014 14:35:23 GMT

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?

A. A laughing stock.

Q What is the height of optimism?

A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?

A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?

A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?

A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

I'll get around to it eventually

Cherry Global Moderator Posts: 17,970	Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters Jan 13, 2014 20:11:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cherry on Jan 13, 2014 20:11:42 GMT I did not take sides and don't understand cricket anyway, but I did laugh at these. I especially like the second one.

sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters Jan 13, 2014 22:47:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Jan 13, 2014 22:47:00 GMT Jan 13, 2014 20:11:42 GMT Cherry said: I did not take sides and don't understand cricket anyway, but I did laugh at these. I especially like the second one. Me neither cherry but then I'm not English either.
	I'll get around to it eventually

Rosie Global Moderator Rambling Rosie. Posts: 9,407	Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters Jan 15, 2014 12:46:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rosie on Jan 15, 2014 12:46:49 GMT Ha ha very funny sweetpea I used to like cricker many moons ago, I'm not English either
	Geordie in Exile..

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters Jan 18, 2014 19:51:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Jan 18, 2014 19:51:55 GMT Nice one Sweetpea. I am ssooooooooo glad I`m not English. Or South African come to that.
	Last Edit: Jan 18, 2014 19:52:25 GMT by daitheplant

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Didn't take long for the Aussie jokesters

Post by sweetpea on Jan 13, 2014 14:35:23 GMT

Post by Cherry on Jan 13, 2014 20:11:42 GMT

Post by sweetpea on Jan 13, 2014 22:47:00 GMT

Post by Rosie on Jan 15, 2014 12:46:49 GMT

Post by daitheplant on Jan 18, 2014 19:51:55 GMT

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