Divorce Vs Murder

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Divorce Vs Murder Apr 1, 2015 17:32:16 GMT Tel likes this

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Post by sweetpea on Apr 1, 2015 17:32:16 GMT

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the high street Chemist, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw Both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Last Edit: Apr 4, 2015 8:37:34 GMT by steve

I'll get around to it eventually

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 1, 2015 21:00:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Apr 1, 2015 21:00:19 GMT What`s a divorde Jim?

sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 1, 2015 23:31:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Apr 1, 2015 23:31:32 GMT Apr 1, 2015 21:00:19 GMT daitheplant said: What`s a divorde Jim? A typical tablet typo
	I'll get around to it eventually

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 2, 2015 20:08:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Apr 2, 2015 20:08:57 GMT Keep off the tablets, man.

sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 3, 2015 1:07:30 GMT Tel and daitheplant like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Apr 3, 2015 1:07:30 GMT Apr 2, 2015 20:08:57 GMT daitheplant said: Keep off the tablets, man. On pils now Well I Would be if I could open the bottle.
	I'll get around to it eventually

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 3, 2015 19:26:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Apr 3, 2015 19:26:57 GMT Apr 3, 2015 1:07:30 GMT sweetpea said: Apr 2, 2015 20:08:57 GMT daitheplant said: Keep off the tablets, man. On pils now Well I Would be if I could open the bottle. That`s my boy.

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 4, 2015 19:49:16 GMT Tel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Apr 4, 2015 19:49:16 GMT This threads not the same since you got your wife to tell you how to spell "divorce."

sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 4, 2015 23:40:22 GMT Tel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Apr 4, 2015 23:40:22 GMT I'm not married to Tammy Wynette
	I'll get around to it eventually

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 5, 2015 18:58:29 GMT Moonlight likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Apr 5, 2015 18:58:29 GMT Damn, I was hoping for her autograph.

Rosie Global Moderator Rambling Rosie. Posts: 9,407	Divorce Vs Murder Apr 6, 2015 15:22:52 GMT daitheplant and dianthus like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rosie on Apr 6, 2015 15:22:52 GMT Billy Connolly's version is much better than Tammy's
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