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Its the accent that does it! Apr 30, 2015 17:07:08 GMT

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Post by sweetpea on Apr 30, 2015 17:07:08 GMT

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga went into town to pick up her dry cleaning.

"Goodness, its hotter den hell today" she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.
She passed a tavern and thought to herself "Vy nodt"...

The bartender walked up to her and said "And what would you like to drink today?"
"Vell ya know" Helga said in a timid voice "I don't usually go into da bars but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have myself a beer".

The bartender smiled at Helga and asked "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and said "Vell, it's fine tanks, and how's yur veiner?"

I'll get around to it eventually

daitheplant Top Member Posts: 6,385	Its the accent that does it! Apr 30, 2015 20:12:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by daitheplant on Apr 30, 2015 20:12:15 GMT Menga tak.lol

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Its the accent that does it!

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Post by daitheplant on Apr 30, 2015 20:12:15 GMT

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