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Post by merlin on Jan 21, 2011 20:43:49 GMT
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were ****** off at the whole idea. The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ar*eholes in London ....
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Post by peony on Jan 21, 2011 21:07:07 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by pansypotter on Jan 21, 2011 21:15:31 GMT
very good ;D
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Post by sweetpea on Jan 21, 2011 23:31:50 GMT
Its a cracker ;D ;D
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Post by ladybird on Jan 22, 2011 14:14:15 GMT
excellent Merlin ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Tel on Jan 22, 2011 18:10:58 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by seaburn on Jan 22, 2011 19:13:46 GMT
just what the doctor ordered. I now have to nurse my aching sides. good one Merlin
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Post by merlin on Jan 23, 2011 8:51:57 GMT
'Officially' it's the saddest time of the year so I'm glad that I've lifted some of the gloom.......what gloom, we gardeners don't have time for that, do we?
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