Rye Bread

sweetpea
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Rye Bread Jan 21, 2011 23:40:05 GMT

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Post by sweetpea on Jan 21, 2011 23:40:05 GMT

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this s*it but me."

I'll get around to it eventually

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	Rye Bread Jan 21, 2011 23:45:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Jan 21, 2011 23:45:00 GMT Rye bread that's a cracker ;D
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Louise Top Member Posts: 3,363	Rye Bread Jan 22, 2011 6:39:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louise on Jan 22, 2011 6:39:30 GMT Ha ha Steve Good one Sp ;D

merlin Top Member Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Posts: 2,797	Rye Bread Jan 22, 2011 8:59:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by merlin on Jan 22, 2011 8:59:16 GMT It's a good thing I've a rye sense of humour.

Louise Top Member Posts: 3,363	Rye Bread Jan 22, 2011 11:01:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louise on Jan 22, 2011 11:01:56 GMT Have you ever tried rye bread ? It's scrummy.

merlin Top Member Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Posts: 2,797	Rye Bread Jan 23, 2011 8:53:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by merlin on Jan 23, 2011 8:53:01 GMT Don't think so, is it fattening?

Louise Top Member Posts: 3,363	Rye Bread Feb 4, 2011 9:01:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louise on Feb 4, 2011 9:01:26 GMT Everything's fattening if you eat too much of it, Merlin. It's very high in fibre and has a scrummy savoury taste, perfect with cheese, smoked salmon, anything that has an equally strong taste.

Geranium Top Member Posts: 13,081	Rye Bread Feb 4, 2011 10:15:58 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Feb 4, 2011 10:15:58 GMT It's a dark colour and has a strong taste. I'm not all that keen on it to be honest.

Cherry Global Moderator Posts: 17,982	Rye Bread Feb 4, 2011 20:00:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cherry on Feb 4, 2011 20:00:08 GMT I love rye bread and especially like pumpernickel. Come to think of it, I love wholemeal too, and Moray in Scotland have bakers which bake the best heavy wholemeal I have ever tasted. I am just fond of bread and honey really. I am a pig.

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	Rye Bread Feb 4, 2011 20:16:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Feb 4, 2011 20:16:39 GMT ;D
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