Post by merlin on Nov 16, 2011 5:45:15 GMT
A wife decides to surprise her husband & take him to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club & the doorman says "Hey Jim,how's things?" His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Jim,"He's on the footy team"
When they are seated,a waitress asks Jim if he'd like his usual & brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable & says "How did she know you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies footy league,pet, we share pitches with them"
A stripper then comes over to their table,throws her arms around Jim,& says, "Hi Jimmy,want your usual table dance,big boy?"
Jim's wife,now furious,storms out of the club. Jim follows & spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door,he jumps in beside her.He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,but his wife is having none of it.She is screaming at him,calling him all the names under the sun.
The cabby turns his head & says "Looks like you've picked up a right one tonight Jim,......same hotel?"
They arrive at the club & the doorman says "Hey Jim,how's things?" His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Jim,"He's on the footy team"
When they are seated,a waitress asks Jim if he'd like his usual & brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable & says "How did she know you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies footy league,pet, we share pitches with them"
A stripper then comes over to their table,throws her arms around Jim,& says, "Hi Jimmy,want your usual table dance,big boy?"
Jim's wife,now furious,storms out of the club. Jim follows & spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door,he jumps in beside her.He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,but his wife is having none of it.She is screaming at him,calling him all the names under the sun.
The cabby turns his head & says "Looks like you've picked up a right one tonight Jim,......same hotel?"
