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sweetpea
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Correct sex insurance Dec 20, 2011 16:17:27 GMT

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Post by sweetpea on Dec 20, 2011 16:17:27 GMT

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com!

I'll get around to it eventually

merlin Top Member Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Posts: 2,797	Correct sex insurance Dec 20, 2011 16:48:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by merlin on Dec 20, 2011 16:48:35 GMT ;D ;D ;D ;D

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wildlifefriendly Guest	Correct sex insurance Dec 21, 2011 17:50:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wildlifefriendly on Dec 21, 2011 17:50:27 GMT My insurance is with the AA, I have one of their catch phrases going round in my head “no but I know a man who can”. I’m not sure how it fits in but it making me laugh.

sweetpea
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Correct sex insurance Dec 21, 2011 19:55:48 GMT

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Post by sweetpea on Dec 21, 2011 19:55:48 GMT

Dec 21, 2011 17:50:27 GMT @wildlifefriendly said:

My insurance is with the AA, I have one of their catch phrases going round in my head “no but I know a man who can”. I’m not sure how it fits in but it making me laugh.

That would be our Steve then

I'll get around to it eventually

Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	Correct sex insurance Dec 21, 2011 20:36:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 21, 2011 20:36:19 GMT O(f course....who else...lol
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steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	Correct sex insurance Dec 21, 2011 20:48:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Dec 21, 2011 20:48:22 GMT Dec 21, 2011 20:36:19 GMT Lou78W said: O(f course....who else...lol I a know a nothing
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