A trump card

merlin
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A trump card Dec 21, 2011 20:45:48 GMT

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Post by merlin on Dec 21, 2011 20:45:48 GMT

An old lady went to the doctor and said'I have this really bad flatulance problem, but fortunately theres's no stink and no sound.
Very well.,Take two of these pills every day for two weeks and then come back to see me' the doctor said
A week later the old lady returned to the doctor and complained:'Now, not only do I fart but they smell really bad'
Right.said the doctor ,'Now that we have got your sinuses cleared, let's work on your hearing'.

Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	A trump card Dec 21, 2011 20:47:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 21, 2011 20:47:36 GMT
	Born and bred in Northumberland!!

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	A trump card Dec 21, 2011 20:49:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Dec 21, 2011 20:49:19 GMT ;D
	Growing exotically

wildlifefriendly Guest	A trump card Dec 21, 2011 21:13:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wildlifefriendly on Dec 21, 2011 21:13:04 GMT We are all laughing ;D

Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	A trump card Dec 21, 2011 21:21:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 21, 2011 21:21:32 GMT puleeeesssss
	Born and bred in Northumberland!!

sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	A trump card Dec 21, 2011 23:24:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Dec 21, 2011 23:24:15 GMT ;D pardon
	I'll get around to it eventually

grindle Top Member Tamar Valley Posts: 19,753	A trump card Dec 22, 2011 4:39:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by grindle on Dec 22, 2011 4:39:46 GMT ;D

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Post by merlin on Dec 21, 2011 20:45:48 GMT

Post by Lou78W on Dec 21, 2011 20:47:36 GMT

Post by steve on Dec 21, 2011 20:49:19 GMT

Post by wildlifefriendly on Dec 21, 2011 21:13:04 GMT

Post by Lou78W on Dec 21, 2011 21:21:32 GMT

Post by sweetpea on Dec 21, 2011 23:24:15 GMT

Post by grindle on Dec 22, 2011 4:39:46 GMT

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