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sweetpea
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The night nurse Dec 22, 2011 22:45:23 GMT

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Post by sweetpea on Dec 22, 2011 22:45:23 GMT

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!

I'll get around to it eventually

merlin
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The night nurse Dec 23, 2011 6:39:50 GMT

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Post by merlin on Dec 23, 2011 6:39:50 GMT

Dec 22, 2011 22:45:23 GMT sweetpea said:

;D ;D

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