aren't older women great

sweetpea
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aren't older women great Jan 25, 2012 13:09:44 GMT

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Post by sweetpea on Jan 25, 2012 13:09:44 GMT

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a £500,000 home, a £25,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve any problem.

I'll get around to it eventually

Cherry Global Moderator Posts: 17,970	aren't older women great Jan 25, 2012 17:46:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cherry on Jan 25, 2012 17:46:52 GMT Well said. ;D

merlin Top Member Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Posts: 2,797	aren't older women great Jan 25, 2012 18:22:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by merlin on Jan 25, 2012 18:22:39 GMT Brilliant Sp.....but so true !

Rosie Global Moderator Rambling Rosie. Posts: 9,407	aren't older women great Jan 25, 2012 22:38:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rosie on Jan 25, 2012 22:38:42 GMT Never mess with a woman, we'll win every time ;D ;D ;D
	Geordie in Exile..

grindle Top Member Tamar Valley Posts: 19,753	aren't older women great Jan 26, 2012 5:50:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by grindle on Jan 26, 2012 5:50:26 GMT ;D

Louise Top Member Posts: 3,363	aren't older women great Jan 26, 2012 6:51:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Louise on Jan 26, 2012 6:51:22 GMT ;D ;D Older and wiser, take no nonsense and have much more to give.

lesley Top Member Posts: 9,378	aren't older women great Jan 26, 2012 9:01:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lesley on Jan 26, 2012 9:01:37 GMT Jan 26, 2012 6:51:22 GMT Louise said: ;D ;D Older and wiser, take no nonsense and have much more to give. Well put Louise ;D
	The lady from the sussex coast.

seaburn Top Member Posts: 2,603	aren't older women great Jan 26, 2012 19:51:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by seaburn on Jan 26, 2012 19:51:46 GMT this is so funny but so true.

Tel Top Member Posts: 7,992	aren't older women great Jan 27, 2012 20:36:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tel on Jan 27, 2012 20:36:28 GMT Can i have the 10in black and white tv and the 23 year old. ;D
	Terry, in Bradford Yorkshire

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	aren't older women great Jan 28, 2012 9:51:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Jan 28, 2012 9:51:59 GMT What would you need the tv for? ;D
	Growing exotically

Tel Top Member Posts: 7,992	aren't older women great Jan 28, 2012 10:20:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tel on Jan 28, 2012 10:20:53 GMT Jan 28, 2012 9:51:59 GMT steve said: What would you need the tv for? ;D Black and white silent movies are making a come back. ;D
	Terry, in Bradford Yorkshire

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