Post by sweetpea on Jan 23, 2013 23:15:11 GMT
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horse meat burgers.
Her condition is said to be 'stable'.
Is it only the mini-burgers that contain horse meat?
You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers?
Yea or Neigh?
A burger walks into a bar and says "Pint please".
"I can't hear you" says the barman.
"Sorry" replies the burger, "I'm a little bit horse".
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers."
Tesco boss: "Why the long face?".
"Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage".
Just found some out of date burgers... and they're off !
Apparently there's a poll of Tesco's customers to find their opinions
on horse meat ... conducted of course by Gallup .
Good thing about these horse puns is... it's stopped all the Jimmy Saddle jokes.
All this stuff about horsemeat in burgers is making me hungry. To eat or not to eat that is the equestrian!
Tesco quarter pounders, The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony she always wanted
Tesco veggie burgers are now being tested for uni quorn
...
Just checked the tesco burgers in my fridge......and they're off
Tesco burgers are now classed as part of a stable diet
Felling a little hoarse today, might have something to do with the burgers I had for tea.
This is the last time I eat a Tesco burgers, have had the trots all day.
Tesco are to hold a stewards inquiry about it.
I had some Tesco burgers for my tea last night… I still have a bit between my teeth.
Just had my tea at tescos,The waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger..............so I had a fiver each way
Tesco now has a dedicated till for burger buyers. Its very good but the guy with the starting pistol isn't very popular
Horsey Horsey don’t you stop
Or you end up in a Tesco shop
Your tail goes swish your wheels go round
Giddy up horsey you’re a quarter pound.
Horse meat in Tesco burgers. That's nothing, they found a camel toe in primark leggings
I selected some burgers on tesco shop online site...
I then clicked "add to cart"
I'm sat here reading the nutrition label on a pack of burgers from Tesco.
They're pretty low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.......
Finally.... I suggest you buy your meatballs from Tesco's,
They're the dog's b*l*o*c*ks
Her condition is said to be 'stable'.
Is it only the mini-burgers that contain horse meat?
You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers?
Yea or Neigh?
A burger walks into a bar and says "Pint please".
"I can't hear you" says the barman.
"Sorry" replies the burger, "I'm a little bit horse".
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers."
Tesco boss: "Why the long face?".
"Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage".
Just found some out of date burgers... and they're off !
Apparently there's a poll of Tesco's customers to find their opinions
on horse meat ... conducted of course by Gallup .
Good thing about these horse puns is... it's stopped all the Jimmy Saddle jokes.
All this stuff about horsemeat in burgers is making me hungry. To eat or not to eat that is the equestrian!
Tesco quarter pounders, The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony she always wanted
Tesco veggie burgers are now being tested for uni quorn
...
Just checked the tesco burgers in my fridge......and they're off
Tesco burgers are now classed as part of a stable diet
Felling a little hoarse today, might have something to do with the burgers I had for tea.
This is the last time I eat a Tesco burgers, have had the trots all day.
Tesco are to hold a stewards inquiry about it.
I had some Tesco burgers for my tea last night… I still have a bit between my teeth.
Just had my tea at tescos,The waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger..............so I had a fiver each way
Tesco now has a dedicated till for burger buyers. Its very good but the guy with the starting pistol isn't very popular
Horsey Horsey don’t you stop
Or you end up in a Tesco shop
Your tail goes swish your wheels go round
Giddy up horsey you’re a quarter pound.
Horse meat in Tesco burgers. That's nothing, they found a camel toe in primark leggings
I selected some burgers on tesco shop online site...
I then clicked "add to cart"
I'm sat here reading the nutrition label on a pack of burgers from Tesco.
They're pretty low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.......
Finally.... I suggest you buy your meatballs from Tesco's,
They're the dog's b*l*o*c*ks
