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Post by sweetpea on Feb 2, 2011 0:30:10 GMT
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's **** and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
Better watch what you ask retired people.. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
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Post by grindle on Feb 2, 2011 6:43:00 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by peony on Feb 2, 2011 10:13:04 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Lou78W on Feb 2, 2011 10:32:34 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by esther on Feb 2, 2011 10:52:00 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by AJ on Feb 2, 2011 18:18:57 GMT
That's exactly what I needed to read today, brilliant ;D
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Post by Geranium on Feb 2, 2011 18:50:00 GMT
Well, it certainly got a lorra larfs, eh!
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Post by floydie on Feb 2, 2011 19:30:57 GMT
Haha .
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Post by Geranium on Feb 2, 2011 19:43:07 GMT
;D
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Post by seaburn on Feb 2, 2011 19:47:45 GMT
Oh my , my ribs hurt from laughing so much.
I thought sweetpea was a girl too.
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Post by Geranium on Feb 2, 2011 19:54:01 GMT
Nope.
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longs
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Post by longs on Feb 2, 2011 20:09:35 GMT
I thought sweetpea was a girl too. No. He hasn't got a round tuit
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Post by floydie on Feb 2, 2011 20:32:37 GMT
I pinched this for the pet forum. Laughs over there too :-)
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