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Post by sweetpea on Jan 1, 2015 11:49:22 GMT
Just got back from Blackpool, what a hole. We went for a walk along the prom' and even in this weather the Benefit St crew were out in force. Outside the Manchester Pub stood a shower of piss heads, t-shirts on, a pint of cider in one hand and rolly in the other and ****** as farts.
As we were walking back to the car park there was a couple in front of us, the fella wearing a funny hat and the woman with a babe in arms. They were arguing, shouting and screaming at each other. f**k me me if the fella didn't take a swing at his missus unfortunatly he missed and hit the kiddie. Well the woman retaliated and hit the fella nearly putting his lights out.
I've got to say the police are pretty switched on in Blackpool the were there in a flash.
The copper ran over to the couple with baton drawn, but as he approached the man grabbed the baton and started assaulting the policeman with it.
Just as we were wondering what could possibly go wrong next.........the Crocodile came along and ate the sausages
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Post by Tel on Jan 1, 2015 12:09:34 GMT
Just got back from Blackpool, what a hole. We went for a walk along the prom' and even in this weather the Benefit St crew were out in force. Outside the Manchester Pub stood a shower of piss heads, t-shirts on, a pint of cider in one hand and rolly in the other and ****** as farts. As we were walking back to the car park there was a couple in front of us, the fella wearing a funny hat and the woman with a babe in arms. They were arguing, shouting and screaming at each other. f**k me me if the fella didn't take a swing at his missus unfortunatly he missed and hit the kiddie. Well the woman retaliated and hit the fella nearly putting his lights out. I've got to say the police are pretty switched on in Blackpool the were there in a flash. The copper ran over to the couple with baton drawn, but as he approached the man grabbed the baton and started assaulting the policeman with it. Just as we were wondering what could possibly go wrong next.........the Crocodile came along and ate the sausages Going to nick this sweetpea for facebook lol |
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Post by steve on Jan 1, 2015 12:21:09 GMT
That's the way to do it  |
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Post by Ian k on Jan 1, 2015 13:28:19 GMT
Hi Sweetpea you are dead right about Blackpool what a S..T HOLE I wouldn't go their if it was the last place on earth. Well I would go if their was a good Dahlia Show on though
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Post by Rosie on Jan 1, 2015 14:09:31 GMT
You had me believing you right till the end sweetpea |
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Post by Cherry on Jan 1, 2015 14:54:10 GMT
Wake up Rosie! Just check the poster and then read warily.  I have my finger poised on delete when I see sweetpea.  |
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Post by SueA on Jan 1, 2015 21:22:42 GMT
I almost fell for that one too sweetpea - gullible must be my middle name! |
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Post by Geranium on Jan 2, 2015 6:16:29 GMT
Me too!  |
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Post by ladybird on Jan 2, 2015 6:55:12 GMT
well it took me a while.....  |
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I have my finger poised on delete when I see 
