Some philosophy for the thinkers among us
Feb 7, 2016 18:01:46 GMT
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Post by sweetpea on Feb 7, 2016 18:01:46 GMT
Lifted from the forum for ex marines
It requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.
Nine Points to Ponder:
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your a**e tomorrow.
and……
as someone recently said to me ”Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long”.
It requires a real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.
Nine Points to Ponder:
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your a**e tomorrow.
and……
as someone recently said to me ”Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long”.
You live and learn. 
And then you die. 
