Post by sweetpea on Oct 16, 2016 15:35:10 GMT
A truck driver transporting an order of eggs from a farm in Liverpool to Manchester spots two motorcyclists and their bike at the side of the road. He decides to pull over and asks where they are going.
"We're only going as far as Manchester lah!" says one of the riders.
"Well, I shouldn't coz its illegal" says the driver "but I'm going that way and seeing as you're both Scousers like me you can put your bike in the back and I'll drop you off there".
"Nice one!" says the riders.
"Just one thing though" says the driver "you'll have to stay in the back yourselves and support the bike because I got 10,000 Scouse eggs in there!"
"Haha! No worries" say the riders and they hop in the back of the truck with the bike and continue on their way.
As they reach Manchester, the truck is stopped by a local policeman. "You were going a bit slow there weren't you mate" Says the copper.
"Yeah sorry about that officer" says the driver nervously "I've got "10,000 Scouse eggs in the back there."
"10,000 'Scouse' eggs?" Says the copper "Open it up."
Reluctantly the driver unlatches the back for the copper, who opens the truck to find the eggs, 2 fellas and the bike.
"ALRITE LAH!" Say the bikers, knowing they've been copped.
Panicking, the copper runs back to his car and radios dispatch
"MAYDAY MAYDAY This is Officer Mark! Send everything we have to my position right now! I just pulled over a truck with 10,000 scouse eggs........."TWO OF THEM HAVE HATCHED AND THEY'VE ALREADY STOLE A f*****g BIKE
