Post by sweetpea on Dec 1, 2016 17:29:40 GMT
Two Aussie outback chaps, Bluey and Curly, see some jobs advertised by the
Queen looking for footmen, to walk along beside her carriage.
Bluey says "Hey, we'd be set for life if we snatched them jobs, eh Curley ?"
So they decided to apply.
They eventually get flown over to London, and have a direct interview with
Her Majesty. The Queen says to them " Because my footmen must wear small
shoes and long white stockings, I must see your ankles, to be sure they
are not swollen or misshapen, as it is very important that they look
right."
After they show her their ankles and she is satisfied that they have
shapely ankles, the Queen says " Now it is also important that you don't
have knobbly knees, because they show through the white stockings, so I
need to see your knees too."
After she is satisfied that their knees are OK, she says to them, " Now
everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your
testimonials".
So, 9 years later, when they finally get out of Dartmoor Prison, Bluey
says to Curley, "Hey Curley , I reckon if we just 'ad a bit more
education, we woulda got that job , eh?"
Queen looking for footmen, to walk along beside her carriage.
Bluey says "Hey, we'd be set for life if we snatched them jobs, eh Curley ?"
So they decided to apply.
They eventually get flown over to London, and have a direct interview with
Her Majesty. The Queen says to them " Because my footmen must wear small
shoes and long white stockings, I must see your ankles, to be sure they
are not swollen or misshapen, as it is very important that they look
right."
After they show her their ankles and she is satisfied that they have
shapely ankles, the Queen says " Now it is also important that you don't
have knobbly knees, because they show through the white stockings, so I
need to see your knees too."
After she is satisfied that their knees are OK, she says to them, " Now
everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your
testimonials".
So, 9 years later, when they finally get out of Dartmoor Prison, Bluey
says to Curley, "Hey Curley , I reckon if we just 'ad a bit more
education, we woulda got that job , eh?"
I am very envious. 
