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Post by sweetpea on Jan 26, 2011 23:48:23 GMT
;D ;D You don't happen to wear a red Fez and say, 'Just like that'? ;D
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Post by steve on Jan 27, 2011 7:44:14 GMT
I went to the video shop and said can I have 'Batman forever' he said no you have to bring it back tomorrow I said the the lady at the supermarket this vinegar has got lumps in it! she said those are pickled onions
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Post by (DahliaMan) Cornish Paul on Jan 27, 2011 19:08:59 GMT
I went to the shop to buy a telly and the sign said “Buy with confidence”. I thought, ooh I don’t know!
When it comes to cosmetic surgery… a lot of people turn their noses up.
I used go out with an anesthetist – she was a local girl…
I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrotts with the Grim Reaper… dicing with death!
I went to the Doctos and said "Ive broken my arm in all these place", he replied "well stay away from those places".
So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: “What does surrender mean?” I said: “I give up!”
I want to tell you a bit about myself.. I’m a very quiet and secretive person, and that’s it really.
Have you heard about the new Super Sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman!
A man went to the Doctor’s and said “have you got something to make me sweat”? The Doctor said “yes, I’ll sign you off”!
When I was a kid I said to the teacher I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that. Teacher said well can’t say as you weren’t warned.
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