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Post by sweetpea on Nov 22, 2017 18:28:23 GMT
Go on then steve once upon a time..............
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Post by steve on Nov 22, 2017 19:35:30 GMT
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Post by steve on Nov 22, 2017 19:37:24 GMT
Go on then steve once upon a time.............. In a land far far away
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Post by sweetpea on Nov 22, 2017 23:00:05 GMT
Where the people loved to tend their gardens...
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Post by Rosie on Nov 23, 2017 8:30:05 GMT
There lived an evil garden gnome....
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Post by sweetpea on Nov 23, 2017 11:28:28 GMT
who was 2' 3/4" tall, a real giant gnome who liked parsnips.......
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Post by steve on Nov 23, 2017 13:11:44 GMT
But not just ordinary parsnips! they had to be mashed up with..........
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Post by grindle on Nov 23, 2017 15:49:28 GMT
Glenfiddich and ........
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Post by sweetpea on Nov 23, 2017 23:35:02 GMT
Worcester sauce and spring onions but...........
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Post by Rosie on Nov 24, 2017 8:49:54 GMT
He had to have cold lumpy custard in a large bowl at his side to throw it at people....
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Post by SueA on Nov 24, 2017 9:29:20 GMT
His name was sweetpea (that's me off his Christmas list! ), his parents had given him a lovely name hoping it would make him a 'sweet' gnome but it just made him grumpier...
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Post by lesley on Nov 24, 2017 10:07:52 GMT
poor Mr Snips nobody loves him
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Post by steve on Nov 24, 2017 13:06:59 GMT
But on a Friday instead of Parsnips he would tuck in to Button mushrooms covered in cow dung and for the next 24 hours he would turn in to........
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Post by sweetpea on Nov 24, 2017 15:28:42 GMT
the local hostelry for a wee dram but it caused the other customers to...........
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Post by SueA on Nov 25, 2017 9:07:51 GMT
Hold their noses & pelt him with leftover sprouts off their plates...
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