A winters tale

Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	A winters tale Dec 6, 2017 16:21:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 6, 2017 16:21:06 GMT dazed and dizzy ." Blimey" said the Pumpkin..."some folk are touchy. Quick...get the owl on top of the tree before".....
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SueA Global Moderator Posts: 17,920	A winters tale Dec 7, 2017 8:45:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SueA on Dec 7, 2017 8:45:50 GMT it flies off to find 'Hogwarts', tell it to pose nicely on the tree as BBC Winterwatch want to film it!' Meanwhile gnome Sweetpea was sitting in the corner looking pensive, 'why don't we...

Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	A winters tale Dec 7, 2017 8:53:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 7, 2017 8:53:35 GMT go for a pint he says....I could do with cheering up...its getting too near Christmas and "her indoors" is having a hissy fit because...
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SueA Global Moderator Posts: 17,920	A winters tale Dec 8, 2017 9:22:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SueA on Dec 8, 2017 9:22:45 GMT I haven't finished the painting & she wants to decorate before the hobbits visit ...

Eli Top Member Posts: 5,144	A winters tale Dec 8, 2017 9:59:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Eli on Dec 8, 2017 9:59:29 GMT ... so the Hobbits will have to put up the decorations themselves when they arrive, and they'll need a long ladder to get the fairy on top of the tree, but it has broken ...

sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	A winters tale Dec 8, 2017 16:17:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Dec 8, 2017 16:17:07 GMT utilise a drone which someone lent them but when it rose into the air it.....
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SueA Global Moderator Posts: 17,920	A winters tale Dec 9, 2017 9:06:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SueA on Dec 9, 2017 9:06:39 GMT snagged on Sweetpea's braces & lifted him into the air, 'Help' he cried 'I'm...
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Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	A winters tale Dec 9, 2017 12:09:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 9, 2017 12:09:48 GMT losing me pants, and I forgot to put on my...
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A winters tale Dec 9, 2017 16:40:40 GMT Lou78W and SueA like this

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Anti drone aftershave otherwise known as hai karate .....off on a tangent here but does anyone know why when Sweetpea the gnome goes to visit his friend who lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats he always gets out of the lift at the fifth floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way? ........Anyway the drone dropped him head first in to a large bucket of.........

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sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	A winters tale Dec 9, 2017 17:54:07 GMT Lou78W and SueA like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Dec 9, 2017 17:54:07 GMT Christmas tree fertiliser which explained why he could only reach the button for the 10th floor being a little vertically challenged so he hoped the fertiliser would make him grow and grow but......
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SueA Global Moderator Posts: 17,920	A winters tale Dec 10, 2017 9:37:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SueA on Dec 10, 2017 9:37:54 GMT Mrs Sweetpea shouted 'Get outside, that stuff stinks & you're making a mess all over the new moss carpet!' so Sweetpea splodged his way towards the door where...

Lou78W Top Member Posts: 9,402	A winters tale Dec 10, 2017 11:16:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lou78W on Dec 10, 2017 11:16:02 GMT his mate Steve the Swede was waiting for him to go down the pub for a pint. On the way there...
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steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	A winters tale Dec 10, 2017 13:12:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Dec 10, 2017 13:12:11 GMT ....He brylcreamed his hair, and popped in to the Trolls lair......where ......
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sweetpea Top Member Posts: 5,982	A winters tale Dec 10, 2017 13:43:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetpea on Dec 10, 2017 13:43:53 GMT they got TROLLIED and then.........
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A winters tale Dec 11, 2017 9:31:03 GMT

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stumbled out into the snow where they met Geumlover the woodcutter who was busily chopping Christmas trees down whilst pixies ziggy & piskie followed behind him planting little saplings & seeds everywhere as replacements!
'Fancy a trip to the pub asked steve & sweetpea?'
'No thanks, I don't drink' replied Geumlover, 'I daren't anyway in case I chop down the wrong tree by mistake - I made the squirrel family homeless one year after I'd had an eggnog!'
'Never mind then' said Sweetpea racing after Steve who'd fallen over & was rolling down the hill turning into an enormous snowball...

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