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Post by sweetpea on Mar 9, 2011 23:58:38 GMT
AN ELDERLY COUPLE, MARGARET AND BERT, MOVED TO TEXAS .
BERT ALWAYS WAN TED A PAIR OF AUTHENTIC COWBOY BOOTS, SO, SEEING SOME ON SALE , HE BOUGHT THEM AND WORE THEM HOME.. WALKING PROUDLY, HE SAUNTERED INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID TO HIS WIFE, "NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?" MARGARET LOOKED HIM OVER. "NOPE." FRUSTRA TED , BERT STORMED OFF INTO THE BATHROOM, UNDRESSED AND WALKED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN COMPLETELY NAKED EXCEPT FOR THE BOOTS. AGAIN HE ASKED MARGARET, A LITTLE LOUDER THIS TIME, "NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW?" MARGARET LOOKED UP AND SAID IN HER BEST DEADPAN, "BERT, WHAT'S DIFFERENT? IT'S HANGING DOWN TODAY, IT WAS HANGING DOWN YESTERDAY, IT'LL BE HANGING DOWN AGAIN TOMORROW." FURIOUS, BERT YELLED, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "NOPE. NOT A CLUE", SHE REPLIED. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MARGARET REPLIED, "SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT, BERT. SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT."
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Post by floydie on Mar 10, 2011 0:19:01 GMT
LOL
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Post by floydie on Mar 10, 2011 0:23:29 GMT
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him naked dancing in front of the tractor, Mick Say's "God sake Paddy, What ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attractor!"
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Post by Louise on Mar 10, 2011 8:26:38 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by Rosie on Mar 10, 2011 15:17:15 GMT
My my . Remember to keep it clean on the board chums. We don't want to get our knuckles rapped ;D
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Post by seaburn on Mar 10, 2011 17:17:56 GMT
oh thats a shame as I have a funny one that is a little naughty. can I try it and if it is too naughty I'll delete it?
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Post by Rosie on Mar 10, 2011 17:29:49 GMT
Hmm, pm it to me fir ::)st seaburn... ;D
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Post by Cherry on Mar 11, 2011 8:51:56 GMT
Seaburn can send it to you in private Tel. Obviously there is no problem then, but we don't know who is accessing the open forum. Well, the sponsors for a start, who entrust the moderators to keep it running as they wish.
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Post by Tel on Mar 11, 2011 14:28:34 GMT
Seaburn can send it to you in private Tel. Obviously there is no problem then, but we don't know who is accessing the open forum. Well, the sponsors for a start, who entrust the moderators to keep it running as they wish. Just my sense of humour Cherry. Deleted my post.
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Post by Cherry on Mar 11, 2011 15:06:59 GMT
Same here Tel. We are not prudes, we just have standards to keep in public.
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Post by Louise on Mar 13, 2011 6:43:54 GMT
..... but in private ..... ;D
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Post by Cherry on Mar 13, 2011 11:59:14 GMT
In private Louise, let it all hang out. I am terribly slow at picking up jokes anyway.
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Post by steve on Mar 13, 2011 13:51:53 GMT
That's what I do Cherry ;D
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