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cracker jokes Dec 15, 2022 12:28:07 GMT grindle and balc2 like this

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Post by seaburn on Dec 15, 2022 12:28:07 GMT

We have been to a few Christmas dinners in the last couple of weeks and of course there were crackers. Terrible jokes as usual. This one tickled me though.

Father Christmas goes to the Doctor and said.
I don't know what is wrong, I have jelly in my left ear and custard in my right ear. What is wrong with me?'
Doctor replies, 'nothing serious, you are just a trifle deaf'

grindle Top Member Tamar Valley Posts: 19,745	cracker jokes Dec 16, 2022 4:34:02 GMT balc2 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by grindle on Dec 16, 2022 4:34:02 GMT

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	cracker jokes Dec 16, 2022 7:06:53 GMT balc2 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Dec 16, 2022 7:06:53 GMT That’s a cracker 😁
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SueA Global Moderator Posts: 17,912	cracker jokes Dec 16, 2022 9:02:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SueA on Dec 16, 2022 9:02:17 GMT Oh dear! 😁

seaburn Top Member Posts: 2,598	cracker jokes Dec 16, 2022 9:43:59 GMT grindle, SueA, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by seaburn on Dec 16, 2022 9:43:59 GMT How did the snowman know his snow-woman was angry with him? She gave him a 'cold shoulder'.

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	cracker jokes Dec 16, 2022 15:04:27 GMT grindle, SueA, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Dec 16, 2022 15:04:27 GMT One snowman said to the other, can you smell carrots?
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balc2 Top Member The countdown has begun! Posts: 3,378	cracker jokes Dec 23, 2022 21:16:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by balc2 on Dec 23, 2022 21:16:44 GMT Maybe I'll have a couple to add after the weekend. We haven't bought any crackers but as we are going to spend some time with the gkids at their home over the holidays I try to grab a few of the jokes from them after Christmas Dinner!

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cracker jokes Dec 27, 2022 20:54:43 GMT grindle and SueA like this

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Post by balc2 on Dec 27, 2022 20:54:43 GMT

I've got a few jokes I managed to pick up from the crackers after dinner on Christmas Eve & Christmas Day. I'll post one a day - that way you won't get too fed up with them - I hope!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? --- Because he had low elf esteem!

steve Global Moderator From Sunny Ilkeston Posts: 6,710	cracker jokes Dec 27, 2022 22:12:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steve on Dec 27, 2022 22:12:07 GMT 😁😬😃😉🤭
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grindle Top Member Tamar Valley Posts: 19,745	cracker jokes Dec 28, 2022 5:32:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by grindle on Dec 28, 2022 5:32:48 GMT

balc2 Top Member The countdown has begun! Posts: 3,378	cracker jokes Dec 28, 2022 15:19:57 GMT grindle and SueA like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by balc2 on Dec 28, 2022 15:19:57 GMT Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

balc2 Top Member The countdown has begun! Posts: 3,378	cracker jokes Dec 29, 2022 21:40:54 GMT grindle, SueA, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by balc2 on Dec 29, 2022 21:40:54 GMT What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!

seaburn Top Member Posts: 2,598	cracker jokes Dec 30, 2022 9:39:23 GMT SueA and balc2 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by seaburn on Dec 30, 2022 9:39:23 GMT why don't polar bears eat penguins? they cant get the wrappers off. where do snowmen dance? At snowballs.

balc2 Top Member The countdown has begun! Posts: 3,378	cracker jokes Dec 30, 2022 22:38:14 GMT SueA likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by balc2 on Dec 30, 2022 22:38:14 GMT What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!

balc2 Top Member The countdown has begun! Posts: 3,378	cracker jokes Dec 31, 2022 16:38:05 GMT SueA likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by balc2 on Dec 31, 2022 16:38:05 GMT Here's another groan! What do the reindeer sing to to Father Christmas on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

thecrackedpotgardener: this is the voice of the thecrackedpotgardener your are not alone i am watching you all mwhahahahahahahahaha Sept 28, 2018 17:25:34 GMT

joysie21: Do anyone buy the gardeners world magazine as I want to enter competitions I have the gardeners answer magazine which is free with lloyds club account Nov 5, 2018 9:19:29 GMT

libralady: Hello Bess, I have resurrected your post about using elderflowers. I will try the fizz but could you please send your recipes for the cordial and syrup. Thanks and regards. Nov 21, 2018 18:03:23 GMT