Post by sweetpea on Apr 13, 2011 14:22:44 GMT
One morning a rabbit was hopping down the rabbit trail and he tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy nose.
"Oh please excuse me," said the rabbit. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the rabbit. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the rabbit all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a twitchy little nose. You must be a rabbit!
The rabbit said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the rabbit agreed to examine him, and when the rabbit was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
The rabbit had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're cold, you're slippery, and, you haven't got any balls.... You must be a politician."
"Oh please excuse me," said the rabbit. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the rabbit. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the rabbit all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a twitchy little nose. You must be a rabbit!
The rabbit said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the rabbit agreed to examine him, and when the rabbit was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
The rabbit had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're cold, you're slippery, and, you haven't got any balls.... You must be a politician."
