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Post by merlin on May 25, 2011 6:37:49 GMT
Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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Post by sweetpea on May 25, 2011 16:06:24 GMT
Out of the mouths of babes, eh! ;D
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Post by merlin on May 26, 2011 21:07:40 GMT
Out of the mouths of babes, eh! ;D ;D |
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Post by sweetpea on Jun 5, 2011 15:20:43 GMT
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
"MUMMY, MUMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
Mummy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mummy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
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Post by merlin on Jun 5, 2011 15:24:04 GMT
;D and so it goes on......
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Post by sweetpea on Jun 5, 2011 16:52:08 GMT
;D and so it goes on...... You'd think he would be grown up by now  |
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