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Post by thecrackedpotgardener on Dec 20, 2017 15:37:19 GMT
keep Eli away from the balloons & steve away from the drinks! thecrackedpotgardener gnome was going to build the party venue but couldn't get planning permission from 'Elf & Safety' so Pixie grindle is knocking together a marquee from some twigs, leaves & branches she found at the bottom of the garden but needs... ha ha ha blooming ha  |
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Post by steve on Dec 20, 2017 17:55:05 GMT
... needs to make sure she doesn't make it look like 'Hedgehog Hotel', because between their spines and the spines on Eli the Elf's cacti ... ...means it would be impossible to have party balloons in the marquee so instead they made decorations out of...... |
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Post by Lou78W on Dec 20, 2017 20:09:47 GMT
nicker elastic.....its easier to ping....ho...ho....ho however.....
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Post by steve on Dec 20, 2017 20:21:42 GMT
......This caused many garments to fall down which they say is how St Nickerless got his name, However there was nearly a riot when a sprig of holly fell on a chair and the bouncer on the marquee door run in and shouted.........
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Post by SueA on Dec 22, 2017 9:26:08 GMT
'don't let the Cowboy pumpkin sit on that or there'll be pumpkin spattered everywhere!', as Sweetpea the gnome swung the pumpkin away from the chair & onto the dance floor for a jive. Fairy lesley grabbed the holly to complete her 'Woodland Christmas' themed table decorations & fairies Rosie & esther were trying to make mushrooms look like fairy cakes & competing to see who could fit the most chocolate balls on a sponge cake, meanwhile... |
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Post by steve on Dec 22, 2017 18:28:21 GMT
.....The lump of strange metal that Cherry had posted over from magnetic island started attracting a lot of attention as well as cutlery ....I know what I could use this for said sweetpea the gnome as he grabbed the metal lump and ran off to the ....... |
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Post by sweetpea on Dec 22, 2017 19:04:59 GMT
blacksmith in the village. 'Make me a very sharp pair of secateurs as I need to.......
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Post by steve on Dec 22, 2017 20:25:40 GMT
.....Pretend I'm doing some pruning while trying to get the big security key to stick to the secateurs so I can get access to.....
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Post by SueA on Dec 23, 2017 9:35:02 GMT
...the woodland safe containing everyone's Christmas presents, but official party event artists fairies Lou78W & Bess who were painting the scene captured sweetpea's image on paper, sneaking across the room, secateurs & key in hand... |
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Post by Lou78W on Dec 23, 2017 15:41:16 GMT
and posted the picture on the proboards page...which of course resulted in....
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Post by steve on Dec 23, 2017 15:54:17 GMT
Have you seen this man  ......3 replies who say they know him, one from Swansea, One from Cardiff and one from Tonypandy, they said he is often seen in bars on the karaoke singing....... |
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Post by sweetpea on Dec 23, 2017 17:17:39 GMT
welcome gnome, welcome gnome....
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Post by SueA on Dec 24, 2017 9:03:13 GMT
but having spotted the artists sweetpea sidestepped the safe & started trimming holly in the doorway with the secateurs - 'Oi', shouted Holly, 'stop that!' just as Santa/Father Christmas arrived - actually roofgardener the gnome, who hadn't quite got the costume right having come in a red Star Trek suit with Dr. Who hat & scarf & a red cape resplendent with sequinned butterflies made by dianthus! 'Ho, ho, ho' he boomed... |
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Post by Lou78W on Dec 24, 2017 14:39:37 GMT
"and a bottle of rum"..."beam me up Scottie" he hollered, eyes crossing several times..."where..
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Post by sweetpea on Dec 24, 2017 15:46:52 GMT
did these funny looking horses with great horns on their heads come from. I must have had too much brandy soaked plum pudding which is making me see things like....
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